For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savoury states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Make your way toward kneaded bliss with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a 60-minute relaxation massage (an $89 value) at Ousia Day Spa, good at either the Quail Ridge Golf Resort in Kelowna or Silver Star Mountain location in Vernon. This cozy spa specializes in skin care, body wraps, and massage and reflexology treatments. Both resort locations grant respite after long plane trips next to chatty babies and crying businessmen. During the hour-long massage, a professional massage therapist eases the mind, increases circulation, and uses aroma oils to bring the body to the height of relaxation, where only sherpas can comfortably breathe.