Dance can express what words cannot, whether it's the triumphant joy in a football player's post-touchdown pirouette or the passionate tango used to notify roommates that the basement is flooding. Transmit tidings with twinkling toes thanks to today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a transformative, two-hour tango lesson, followed by a sommelier-guided Argentinean wine tasting, at Helaine Treitman Tango (a $75 value). Under the tutelage of tango expert Helaine Treitman, wallflowers will reconnect with their reclusive sensuality, growing into lithe-limbed dance-floor trees. By mastering fundamental elements of tango, such as balance, the tango embrace, and the tango headlock, tangueros get footloose and fancy-free, reaching their rhythmic potential. In addition to your lesson, you’ll receive a free gift CD of Helaine’s favorite tangos and a half-off voucher for an upcoming Sunday Tango Brunch buffet, featuring a performance by Helaine herself. Following your lesson, replenish essential fluids with a tasting of Argentinean wines hosted by a sommelier from Haskell’s. Get in touch with your inner dance libido and join in on seductive rug-cutting with today’s Groupon to Helaine Treitman Tango.