Like babies, cars are cursed with the inability to tell their owners when they are soiled, often resulting in peeling paint, rusty rims, and embarrassing rashes. Seek the intervention of a car whisperer with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a Full Court Detail from All-Star Mobile Detailing (up to a $125 value). All-Star Mobile Detailing journeys to driveways throughout North Central Florida, cleansing quarantined cars and sloppy jalopies alike with the Full Court Detail. The 60-minute desullification begins with an exterior wash, dry, and window clean followed by a wheel and tire shine and conditioning. Carpets, mats, and upholstery are vacuumed and steam cleaned, while dingy dashboards receive a meticulous wipe down. The Love Bug Removal respectfully removes the carcasses of canoodling kamikazes, while the Rain-X spray wash spits precipitation back in Zeus' face. Call ahead for an appointment.